My Brutally Honest Rating of 5 Swiss Sights: Is Switzerland Actually Worth Your Savings?

If there is one thing the Swiss have perfected over eight centuries of armed neutrality, it isn’t chocolate, watchmaking, or banking.

It is the breathtaking, hypnotic art of selling modest topographical features to gullible tourists at hyper-inflated prices. Yes I include myself in this assessment.

Now I will be the first to say I might be a bit jaded after travelling to 90+ countries but the truth is that I still seek beauty and love to spend time in nature- two things I was hoping to fall in love with Switzerland. After all, everyone else I know fell in love with it. Yet I remained unimpressed. I had to take a mental step back and reflect on why I was so unmoved by Switzerland and why it completely missed the mark for me. 

For decades, global media and marketing have positioned the Swiss Alps as the indisputable gold standard of natural beauty, creating a Eurocentric ideal of landscape that quietly dictates what counts as “bucket-list worthy.” Driven by this long-standing cultural capital, travelers from the Global South frequently flock to Switzerland, primed to view its manicured peaks and turquoise lakes through a lens of prestige and aspirational travel. In doing so, many rate these European sights as the absolute pinnacle of nature, often overlooking the fact that their own home countries—boasting staggering tropical coastlines, ancient volcanic ranges, and vast, untouched rainforests—are arguably far more biodiverse and visually breathtaking.

It is a subtle testament to how deeply embedded Eurocentrism is: when a destination holds enough Western prestige, a modest alpine valley suddenly feels vastly superior to the extraordinary sites we have ‘back home’.

After a few days of watching my life savings vaporize faster than alpine mist, I’ve realized that Switzerland’s greatest national achievement isn’t its infrastructure—it’s its marketing department.

Here is my definitive, honest rating of 5 Swiss sights:

1. Interlaken: The Rolex of Tourist Traps

• Price Tag: 40 CHF for a mediocre sandwich and a lukewarm drink.
• Rating: 1.5 / 5

Interlaken translates to “between lakes,” but a far more accurate name would be “between overpriced souvenir shops.” I arrived expecting a tranquil mountain village straight out of a postcard, only to be met by a sprawling metropolis of luxury watch boutiques, fondue joints targeted exclusively at confused tour groups, and a sky so thick with paragliders it looked like a moth infestation.

The entire town exists as a sterile transfer station designed to extract money from your wallet before handing you off to a mountain cogwheel train that costs as much as a small used car. Unless your dream vacation involves buying a pocket knife you’ll never use while inhaling tour bus exhaust, bypass Interlaken entirely.

2. Staubbach Falls: Overhyped Droplets

• Price Tag: Free (plus your dignity on the slippery rocks)
• Rating: 2.0 / 10

Famous because poets, Byron and Goethe once wrote about it, Staubbach Falls in Lauterbrunnen is promoted as a roaring, majestic column of glacial power. In reality? It’s a delicate, wispy trickle that gets swept away by a gentle breeze before it even reaches the ground.

You hike up a slippery, humid tunnel cut into the rock face, puffing and sweating alongside fifty people wielding selfie sticks like swords, only to stand in a damp cave and gaze through a chain-link fence at what essentially amounts to a high-altitude bathroom leak. Save your knees and buy a water mister at a pharmacy instead.

3. Glacier Canyon (Gletscherschlucht): The Paywalled Ditch

• Price Tag: 21CHF per person
• Rating: 2.5 / 5

If there’s anything the Swiss marketing machine loves more than mountains, it’s building a wooden walkway next to a damp rock wall and charging you twenty francs for the privilege of walking on it. Glacier Canyon in Grindelwald is precisely that.

You walk along a cold, shaded gorge while listening to rushing water. Is it unpleasant? No. Is it worth paying nearly $24 to walk for 30 minutes in a glorified crevice while dodging toddlers? Absolutely not. To add insult to injury, they stretched a giant web across the canyon (“Spiderweb”) where adults jump around, pretending they aren’t losing money by the second.

4. Bern: Surprisingly, An Actual City

• Price Tag: Reasonable (by Swiss standards, which means merely painful, not lethal)
• Rating: 4/5

I entered Bern prepared to scoff. “Ah yes, another cobblestone grid built to sell fridge magnets,” I muttered. But against my strict cynical principles, Bern actually managed to win me over. For starters, it feels like real human beings live here rather than actors hired by the Swiss Tourism Board.

The covered arcades mean you can judge the luxury storefronts out of the rain, the Zytglogge clock tower is delightfully old-fashioned, and watching locals float down the turquoise Aare River in the summer is strangely calming. They even have actual bears lounging by the river. Staying in Bern means you get a free transportation card to use during your stay which I found useful as it covered all the main tourist areas.I still had to sell a kidney to pay for dinner, but at least the backdrop was lovely.

5. Oeschinensee: The Miracle of Actual Value

• Price Tag: 40CHF for the cable car
• Rating: 4/5

I was ready to brand Oeschinensee as just another puddle in the mountains, but I must grudgingly admit: it is spectacular. Sitting high above Kandersteg, this alpine lake boasts water so ridiculously turquoise and cliff faces so towering that even my hardened, anti-marketing heart softened for a moment.

Yes, taking the gondola up costs a small fortune. Yes, buying a drink at the mountain hut feels like an international wire transfer. But the views across beautiful blue, glass-still glacier lake while dramatic, snow-dusted rock walls loom over you is one of the few experiences in this country that actually delivers on the brochure’s promises.

Dammit, Switzerland, you got me on this one.

Look, don’t be fooled if you also bought into the idea that Switzerland is the pinnacle of natural beauty. The Swiss marketing engine isn’t just limited to selling underwhelming waterfalls and exorbitant cable car rides; it has rewritten global history. The single greatest branding heist of the modern era is convincing the entire world that chocolate is intrinsically “Swiss.”

Never mind the fact that Switzerland’s climate can’t actually support a single, solitary cocoa tree. The country grows precisely zero cocoa beans, instead relying almost entirely on imports from West Africa. The United Nations Development Programme (UNDP) reports that Ivory Coast and Ghana collectively supply around 60% of the world’s global cocoa, yet these two nation states see a tiny fraction of the global $120+ billion chocolate industry’s revenues (UNDP, 2025). Swiss giants take the raw material produced by African farmers, slap a picture of an alpine cow on a golden wrapper, and pocket vast profits. It’s the ultimate masterclass in modern alchemy: turning another continent’s labour into “Swiss heritage” at a 1,000% markup—and getting us all to applaud them for it.

Look, I’m not telling you to cross Switzerland off your map entirely… by all means, go, drink the hyper-curated air, and let your bank account weep in peace. But I hope this post with my honest rating of 5 Swiss sights forces you to go with your eyes open. Recognize that for over a century, a brilliantly orchestrated machine of tourism boards, postcard aesthetics, and Hollywood film backdrops has been subtly conditioning us to see these specific limestone peaks as the undisputed pinnacle of human travel. When we strip away the relentless marketing, the inflated prestige, and the Eurocentric lens that insists an alpine valley is inherently superior to every other corner of the globe, what’s left is just a very clean, exceptionally expensive country with decent scenery and fantastic public transit.

Enjoy the view if you must, but don’t let the glossy brochures convince you it’s the only place on Earth worth your wonder- or your life savings.

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